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You Won’t Believe This Newsflash – Man Eats Dog Food

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Hello and welcome back to my page. FOOD. I am discovering all types of new information related to dog food and I could not wait to share with you a bit of news. Today, I want to discuss the tea on people who eat dog food. Seriously. When the report crossed my desktop, disbelief swept through me as I learned the juicy details. I do have a sense of humor. I enjoy a good laugh, and I am a good sport. People do the darnedest things and eating dog food is one of them. Let’s get into it, shall we? Let’s discuss the story MAN EATS DOG FOOD and more.

Newsflash

Girrrrrrrrrlllll! [and guys] There is a business owner in Texas who is literally eating his own dog food! For real. It has been reported that demonstrating faith in your product is very important. And that for two years this executive has toyed with the idea of eating dog food. Not just any dog food. The dog food they blog about at their company. This is the same dog food manufactured in their plant. I am talking about Mitch Felderhoff, co-owner of Muenster Milling Co, a fourth-generation family business that makes pet foods in Texas. As of February 9, 2020, Felderhoff admits that he has been doing nothing but eating his company’s’s products, and yes, that means the dog food. Scandalous!!!

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Here is a quote from Mitch himself, according to the business page at theguardian.com. He says…

“Well, it’s a little naive to say I want to eat dog food for 30 days…but we want to prove that we believe in what we do.” What??? What did he say? If you need more proof, he references his Youtube Page video. This is the first of a series of videos documenting his journey. Let me just say this… I am not going on any journey with you to watch you eat the food intended to nurture our fur babies. That’s a ‘No!’ from me at The Doggy Perspective.

The guardian.com said

that what Felderhoff’s company does is manufacture all-natural pet food using chicken, beef, elk and venison that uses locally sourced ingredients. Felderhoff’s perspective is that his products are not only good for pets, but are good for humans too. Furthermore, he got the approval from his wife and his doctor before he began munching on kibbles and making meals from this company’s freeze-dried dog foods…YUCK!

I mean what do you do? Use the spoon? The dog’s spatula? Your hand? Do you bow down to the bowl? What in the world is next for an executive? What happened to delegation? I could dream up several ways to display faith in the company product WITHOUT putting the product into my mouth. If I get any updates on how everything came out, I will be certain to report that back here too. Lol! I know you want to see him do it. Click the link. And when you get back, I will tell you about the time EDDIE MURPHY played this man eats dog food game. MMM hmmm. Look at this… company’s YouTube page.

On The Other Hand

Eddie Murphy Says Eating Dog Food Saved His Saturday Night Live Job!!

And you are back? So the strangest thing happened when the head writer of Saturday Night Live fired everyone except Eddie Murphy and one other person. Eddie worked Saturday Night Live 1980 – 1984. The head writer stated that Eddie Murphy ate dog food during a sketch about old people eating pet food, and that this was the only reason he didn’t get fired! Man, that is deep. It turns out that I can’t be mad with Eddie for chowing down on dog food on television before a live studio audience because he was smart enough to switch to hash, (no one informed Felderhoff of the switch, I believe) which has a chopped dog food like appearance (and don’t ask me how I know this). Now Eddie amazed everyone by scarfing down the look alike chow, getting big laughs early on in his career. He explained that he was just glad to be on television, but, had the head writer known that hash was the key, none of this, and by that, I mean the firings, would be happening! Well alright. Dog food saved his career. And now, mine too.

Now What?

You won’t believe this but… Serena Williams Shows Why You Should Not Eat Dog Food.

Why? Why guys? Why do we, the people, need to be reminded that dog food is for dogs? Dog food is for dogs. People food is for people. Food may pass from people to dogs, but not from dogs to people. This is a simple concept. Let’s go in for a detailed explanation of the ins and outs of exercising poor judgment. Now, in her defense, the dog’s food did appear scrumptious. It smelled good. It looked good. The packaging is attractive. packaged tight. Heck…it came with a menu. But you know, the proof is in the pudding. It says right there on the menu guys, that this FOOD is for DOGS, okay guys? Now… I cannot say it any better than this. American icon, the beautiful Miss Serena Williams, guys….well, she is married now but, Serena has plainly crossed the line and eaten dog food!. Oh no! She became ill after consuming the dog food and had to rush to and remain close to ‘the throne’ to save herself. Miss Williams may have placed herself in jeopardy for the next days’ match. I am happy for Miss Williams that everything went her way. Even so, why would you try a fool thing like this? Here at The Doggy Perspective we say ‘Fault!’ …check it out.

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From Our Table

Up this week: Purina One Smartblend True Instinct Nutrient Dense Formula.

Please…go get this. This one is a hit. I have an empty 13oz can of Purina One Smartblend True Instinct Nutrient-Dense Formula Tender Cuts In Gravy With Real Turkey & Venison here. Like Miss Williams, guys, I really checked this out. Let’s be clear. I did not eat any of Sophia’s meal. This smelled fantastic and the gravy was on the thick side. This really has lots of meat chunks guys, and not the dainty cuts. No. These are on the larger side, and in my opinion, are great for those dogs with a tendency to bite into a meal.

I read the label for practical purposes and found the moisture max at 80%. My dog, Sophia, does great with a moisture max hovering nearer 72%. The end result is firm. At 80% moisture max, the stools loosen up a bit. Not that this is a problem, but the poo bags handle a bit different. A sturdier bag gets the job done. The primary ingredients were as follows: Poultry broth, Turkey, Chicken, Wheat Gluten, Liver, Pork Lungs, Soy Flour, Venison.

Okay guys…our resident expert, Sophia, plowed right through this. This was a non-stop, beginning to end, do not look up meal. There were no strange reactions upon observation. Just the look of contentment and satisfaction, followed immediately by a nap. After the nap, she displayed bright eyes and boundless energy. I am guessing that the targeted nutrition system has kicked in. By the way guys, the star rating on this is 4.7 out of 5 .                               

Okay Now, Time For A Walk

This walk is easy breezy. The small dog park at the nearest Metropolitan Park location will do nicely. There is sunshine, blue skies, and friendly dog walkers there today. Playtime with the other dogs went on for 40 minutes. During playtime, I had the pleasure of engaging a wonderful person in lightweight banter on the ups and downs of the ‘Morning Wakeup Routine’. I laughed at the description of his 70 pound mixed breed mounting the bed with speed and body checking him until he gave in to belly rubs and noogies. This was special because this individual is retired military. This pooch was adopted to become his PTSD Dog. We salute you! And thank you for your service to this country. And please, do not eat dog food people.

Thanks for stopping by.

 

Jacquelyn

The Doggy Perspective

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9 Comments

  1. Hello, I really want to first appreciate your effort in putting this great website together and writing this article. i was first amazed when i saw the topic and i burst into laughter while wondering what the reason could be for a man to start eating his dog’s food. i had to read up the whole page to get clear.

    • Benny, thank you so much for reading the article. I too, laughed out loud. We are glad that you got a kick out of this post. Please visit us again. 

  2. It would not be the first time that I had eaten dog food! Not sure what all the fuss is about ha ha!

    I used to live near the Pedigree Pet Foods plant in Melton Mowbray in Leicestershire and I was fortunate enough to be invited to do a guest visit to the works.

    It was amazing to see the unbelievably high standards of food handling and hygiene equal to that of food prepared for human consumption.

    There is nothing wrong with a good spoonful of pedigree chum and I should know WOOF 🐶

    Great Post thanks.

    Hamish🧐 

  3. Many thanks for your nice post about food. This is a wonderful concept I have ever seen. You have posted that people are eating dogs products.

    actually dogs products are made only for dog. It is healthy for dogs only. By maintaining some rules and regulations company go to produce these product.  They know what is good for dogs and what is not. They think only for dog. Their are many kind of dogs product. In these products packet we see that there is a notice which say that stay away it from child.

    your article is really educative for everyone. Thanks again for the post.

  4. Many thanks to you for sharing such an excellent article with us .I really have a hard time believing this Newsflash .All-natural nutritious foods are made using chicken, beef, elk and venison that uses locally sourced ingredients and the products are good for pets and humans as well. By your article I am really surprised to find out that someone who saved his job by eating dog food is really amazing. Food can go from person to dog but not from dog to person .I think the fact that the foods we eat are the ones that eat the dogs, does not mean that we eat dog foods and I certainly do not trust Newsflash. The fact that some dog foods are very fragrant does not mean that they are suitable for human consumption. 

    Lastly, I hope that by reading your article, everyone will gain a lot of knowledge and will definitely share their new experiences with you.

  5. I really appreciate Jacqueline for this article. Thank you so much for sharing this article with us. I had no idea that people eat dog food, honestly I can’t believe people are eating dog food. I think dog food is not for people. I hope your post helps to make people aware. I love dogs but I don’t love dog food. I think that dog food can have a bad effect on the human body and increase health risks.
    I will share this article with my friends, in the hope that they will benefit.

  6. What a great post, well written and amusing.  Did gag at the whole idea of eating dog food and couldn’t bring myself to watch all of the videos by Mitch however it has has obviously been a great marketing tool for him!

    I, on the other hand, prefer the opinion of Sophia – your resident expert who plowed right through her Purina One Smartblend True Instinct Nutrient Dense Formula giving it a 4.7 star rating.   Good job Sophia!

  7. Well, Jacquelyn, you are much braver than I. but then you are the one who got ummm sick. LOL Not ever having been tempted by dog food myself, I do not understand how humans would be tempted by it. I do know that they have formulas today that help our dogs live two to three times longer than they used to. It isn’t unusual for a dog to live 16 to 20 years as opposed to 6 to 8 years back in the mid 1900’s. As to which is best dry or wet dog food – well, my daughter just feeds her dog dry dog food with a healthy amount of water in another bowl. Your post was enjoyable to read, and the video added immensely.

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